- 在天堂结婚Ayoungcouplewasontheirwaytogetmarriedwhentheyhadanaccidentanddied.NowtheywereinfrontofSt.Peterandtheyoungladyaskediftheycouldgetmarried.St.Petertoldthem,hewouldhavetogetbacktothemwithananswer.Around30dayslaterSt.Peterreturnsandtellsthecoupl...
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- 英语笑话爆笑一:WhataretheTwoWords?Averyniceoldladyhadafewwordstosaytohergranddaughter.Mydear,saidtheoldlady,Iwishyouwoulddosomethingforme.Iwishyouwouldpromisemenevertousetwowords.Oneis‘lousy’andtheotheris‘swell’.Wouldyoupromise...
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- 下面本站小编为您整理的老师哭了的英语笑话,过程绝对爆笑的哦。老师哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedon(溺爱,宠爱)him.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantrum(乱发脾气).Thencam...
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- I'veJustBittenMyTongue"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?""CauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"我刚咬破自己的舌头我们有毒吗?一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。是的,亲爱的,她回答说,你问这个干什么?因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌...
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- 笑一笑,十年少,小编为大家整理了短爆笑英语笑话,希望大家能展颜一笑,记得每天都要开心一刻哦!嘻嘻!短爆笑英语笑话篇一:3DoctorsAtHeavansGate3位医生在天堂门口Threedoctorsarrivedinheaven.St.Peteraskedthemwhytheyshouldbeletintoheaven.Thefirstdoctorsaid,″Beca...
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- 你爸爸帮你了吗?Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.HecalledTimtohisdeskandsaidtohim,"Yougotallyourhomeworkrightthistime,Tim.Whathappened?Didyourfatherhelpy...
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- 搞笑英语笑话写给上帝的信到底写了什么呢,一起来看看吧!无聊的课OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauisknownforhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandbor...
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- 英语笑话之一Q:Howcanyoumostirritateafarmer?A:Bytreadingonhiscorn?如果你踩了农夫的.玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。英语笑话之二AWomanWhoFellItwasrushhourandIwasdashingtoatraininNewYorkCity'sGrandCentralTerminal-AsI...
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- 英语笑话对话爆笑:Flower&RiceTwoAmericanslaidawreath(花圈)onacomrade’sgraveandsaw,nearby,aJapaneselayingriceonthegraveofacountryman.OneAmericanasked,"Whendoyouexpectyourcomradetocomeandeatthatrice?"TheJapanesereplied,"Whenyourfriendcomestosme...
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- 理发师Harry:"Mybigbrothershaveseveryday."哈里:我哥哥每天都刮脸。Henry:"Mybrothershavesfiftytimesaday."亨利:我哥哥每天刮50次脸。Harry:"Ishecrazy?"哈里:他疯了吗?Henry:"No,he'sabarber."亨利:没有,他是一名理发师。年少无知Jimmyisthreeyearsold.吉米3岁了。One...
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- 最爆笑英语笑话一:Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.Turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid,Youseehowimportantitistoknowasecondlanguage.最爆笑英语笑话二:Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-old...
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- 机长的录音是什么英语笑话呢,赶紧跟着本站小编来阅读啦。最希望得到的签名Ouruniversitynewspaperrunsaweeklyquestionfeature.Recently,thequestionwas:"Whoseautographwouldyoumostwanttohave,andwhy?"Asexpected,mostresponsesmentionedmusicorsportsstars,orpoliticia...
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- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人,所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!本站小编CJ给大家收集整理了英语小笑话爆笑,一起来笑笑,收集好人缘吧!英语小笑话爆笑一:Onedayalittlegirlcamehomefromschool,andsaidtohermother,"Mommy,todayinschoolIwaspunishe...
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- 下面本站小编为您介绍几篇中长篇带翻译英语笑话,希望你开心。动机MyEnglishprofessoroncelaunchedintoalectureon"motivation.""Whatpushesyouahead?"heasked."Whatisitthatmakesyougotoschooleachday?Whatdrivingforcemakesyoustrivetoaccomplish?"Turningsuddenlytooney...
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- 1.半个还是十分之五HalforFiveTenths?HalforFiveTenths?Teacher:Wouldyouratherhaveonehalfofanorangeorfivetenths?Gerald:I'dmuchratherhavethehalf.Teacher:Thinkcarefully,andtellmewhy.Gerald:Becauseyoulosetoomuchjuicewhenyoucuttheorangeintofivetenths.半...
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- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人,所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑冷笑话,一起来笑笑,收集好人缘吧!篇一:英语爆笑冷笑话ABoywithaBigHead(大头娃娃)Aboycriedtohismother,"Allthechildrenmakefunofme.TheysayIhaveabig...
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- 英语小笑话爆笑一:Asmilingboyarrivedhomefromadentalvisit,"Heymom,thedentistsaysIhavenocavities."Hismomstaredathimwide-eyedandquitesurprised,"It’simpossible--youneverbrushyourteethaftercleaningthechocolateboxbeforeyougotobed!Thentheboyopenedhismou...
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- 他游不过大西洋AnAmericanvisitingScotlandmetashepherdwithabeautifulsheepdog.TheAmericanofferedtheowner$50forthedog,buttheshepherdrefused."Icouldn'tpartwithJack,"hesaid.Justthen,amanwithanEnglishaccentwalkedupandmadethesameoffer.Theshepherdagreed,p...
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- 一分之差OnePointHanginginthehallwayatWhitesHighSchoolinWabash,Ind.,andthebasketballteampicturesfromthepast40years.Aplayerinthecenterofthefrontrowineachpictureholdsabasketballidentifyingtheyear-"62-63","63-64","64-65",etc.OnedayIspottedafreshmanlookin...
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- OneEngineLeftA747washalfwayacrosstheAtlanticwhenthecaptaingotontheloudspeaker,"Attention,passengers.Wehavelostoneofourengines,butwecancertainlyreachLondonwiththethreewehaveleft.Unfortunately,wewillarriveanhourlateasaresult."Shortlythereafter,thepasse...
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- AGirl'sWish小女孩的愿望Onthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetostandontheirtoesallthetime.在观看完芭蕾...
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- 英语笑话爆笑一:Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee.Justastheygotintothecafe,itstartedtobiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone,"Gohomeandgettheumbrella."Thelittleturtlereplied,"Iwill,ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee.""Wewon't,"theothertwoyearslaterthebigtur...
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