爆笑的英语笑话

英语笑话之一

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了农夫的.玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的;

而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。

英语笑话之二

A Woman Who Fell

It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back.