- NestandHair鸟窝与头发Mysister,aprimaryschoolteacher,wasinformedbyoneofherpupilsthatabirdhadbuiltitsnestinthetreeoutsidetheclassroom."Whatkindofbird?"mysisterasked."Ididn'tseethebird,ma'am,onlythenest,"repliedthechild."Then,canyougiveusadescri...
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- 导语:开学虽然又要面临烦人的上课,但是有一群爆笑的同学还是很值得我们开心的,今天小编就准备了学生老师开学幽默笑话,一起开心爆笑吧!学生老师开学幽默笑话(一)1、老师:用一……就……造几个句子给我听。甲:天气一变冷我就加衣服。乙:甲一加衣服我就知...
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- Whoisstupid?谁是傻瓜?OnedayacollegeprofessorofPsychologywasgreetinghisnewcollegeclass.Hestoodupinfrontoftheclassandsaid,"Wouldeveryonewhothinksheorsheisstupidpleasestandup?"Afteraminuteorsoofsilence,ayoungmanstoodup."Well,goodmorning.So,youactuallyth...
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- 文体名;篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉,取得笑的艺术效果。幽默的搞笑笑话英语,希望可以帮助到你。Whenthey’retogether,myfive-year-oldsonandhiscousintendtocausemayhem.oneSaturday,Iputmyfootdown.“Allright,youtwo,”Isaid...
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- 1、He'sjustBeentotheZooWhenIwaswaittinginlineatthebank,Inoticedawomanholdingasmallchildatoneofthewindows.Theboywaseatingaroll,whichhethrustattheteller.Thetellersmiledandshookhishead。"No,no,dear,"saidtheboy'smom.andthen,turnningtotheteller,"I...
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- AlwaysThirsty总感到口渴"Ihadanoperation,"saidamantohisfriend,"andthedoctorleftaspongeinme."一个男人对他的.朋友说:我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。"That'sterrible!"saidthefriend."Gotanypain?"真是太糟糕了!朋友说道:你觉得疼吗?"No,bu...
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- 幽默笑话英语一:TheBadNewsandtheTerribleNewsMichaelsatinhisattorney'soffice."Doyouwantthebadnewsfirstortheterriblenews?"thelawyerasked."Givemethebadnewsfirst.""Yourwifefoundapictureworthahalf-milliondollars.""That'sthebadnews?"askedMichaelincre...
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- 今天你笑了么?跟本站小编一起来看看幽默笑话,会心笑一笑。1、室友晒被子,被子上的静电电了他一下,没想这货来句:你TM敢电我,信不信我晚上把你给睡了。。。2、数学课上,大家纷纷拿出老师昨天让带的圆柱体实物,只有一个男同学不动。老师:你怎么没带?男同学:带了两根火腿肠,中午让我吃...
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- 英语幽默笑话一:ThreeReasonsTeacher:Stone,givemethreereasonswhyyouknowtheEarthtoberound.Stone:Masaysso,Pasaysso,andyousayso!英语幽默笑话二:HowDidYouEverGetHereOnewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45minuteslate."Itwassoslipperyouttha...
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- 生活需要笑话,笑话能愉悦我们的心情,今天我们就一起来看看幽默生活英语笑话吧!幽默生活英语笑话Robert在前面的谈判最后提出签约十年的要求,Kevin会不会答应呢?如果答案是否决的话,Robert又有何打算?他一心为公司的利益打算,极力争取技术转移地协定,而对方会甘心出让此项比金钱...
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- 幽默英语笑话一:WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadnod.Sohewasblamedfornomanners.Thensomewarmheartedmentaughthim,Whenyoubowtosomebodynexttime,youcancount'January,February,March.unt...
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- Goldfish金鱼Stan:Iwon92goldfish.斯丹:我赢了92条金鱼。Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?Stan:Inthebathroom.斯丹:浴室。Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?Stan:Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!斯丹:蒙住它们的眼...
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- 下面由本站小编收集的附带翻译英语笑话,超级搞笑的英语笑话送给爱笑的你们。Goodbye,MoneyOnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIandourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.Aswedro...
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- 幽默与笑话之一:长颈鹿和猴子结婚了,一年后,长颈鹿提出离婚说;他妈的,我是过够了这种低头哈腰的日子了。猴子说;离就离,妈的亲个嘴还得上树!幽默与笑话之二:你变了,变的那样陌生,再也不是记忆中哪个熟悉的你了!看着你陌生的面孔,我的心都碎了!你怎么就能从可爱的小蝌蚪变成了蟾蜍...
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- 1、老师布置家庭作业,让记录下自己每天做的好人好事。那天,我看见儿子的日记本上写着:昨天我捡了一个大大的金元宝,足有二十斤重,我把它交给警察叔叔了。下面老师批语写着:请务必写清是做梦捡的,那样让人读起来就更加真实些。2、语文课老师要抽查背诵,其中有篇朱自清的《荷塘月色...
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- 导语:笑话来源于生活,却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心,现在,本站小编为大家整理了学习英语的幽默笑话,一起来开心爆笑下。1.howareyou?howoldareyou?怎么是你,怎么老是你?don'tbirdme,Idon'tbirdyou.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。haveseedIwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothe...
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- onecarcome,onecargo,twocarpengpeng,onecardieGeorgeknockedonthedoorofhisfriend'shouse.Whenhisfriend'smotheransweredheasked,canAlbertcomeouttoplay?No,saidthemother,it'stoocold.Well,then,saidGeorge,canhisfootballcomeouttoplay?乔冶敲着他朋友...
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- 爆笑英语笑话幽默:BusinessPeopleQ:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?A:We’veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbulbsburnoutandtofigureoutwhat,exactly,weassupervisorscandotomakethebulbsworksmarter,notharder.Q:Howmanyshippingdepart...
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- 幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话,还要懂得他人说的笑话,来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!学英语幽默笑话(一)心不在焉的老师AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorwasonedayobservedwalkingalongthestreetwithonefootcontinuallyinthegutter,theotheronth...
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- 1、数学老师写了整整一黑板的BT的数学题,准备点几个同学上去解。此时,我同桌正处于冬眠状态,我心里顿时充满邪恶,便用胳膊将其戳醒,一本正经的说:快起!老师叫你擦黑板!可爱的同桌会意,朝着黑板,大步走去。数学老师朝同桌满意地点了点头,同桌笑了笑,然后头也不回的拿起黑板擦将黑板...
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- Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden(私室,贼窝).Whatisthebigbrassgong(锣)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclock,themanreplied.How'sitwork?Watch,themansaidandproceededtogivethegonganears...
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- 1、优秀老师讲的课,就像南孚电池,一节比六节强。2、我愿捐出我们全校老师去攻打日本,我们没课上不要紧,收复钓鱼岛最重要。3、一老师,讲课时口水乱飞。一日讲课,讲到激昂的时候,前排同学说看到了彩虹。4、钓鱼岛问题不解决,我这心情沉重啊,没心情上课,没心情看书学习,啥啥的都没心情...
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- 搞笑的英语幽默笑话小故事来袭,大家快来看看!英语幽默Another40YearstoliveAmiddleagedwomanhadaheartattackandwastakentothehospital.Whileontheoperatingtableshehadaneardeathexperience.SeeingGod,sheaskedifthiswasit.Godsaid,"Noyouhaveanother43years,2months,and...
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- Themonthisuptoday今天是这个月的'最后一天Amansatatabar,hadthesaddesthangdogexpression.Bartender:"What'sthematter?Areyouhavingtroubleswithyourwife?"Theman:"Wehadafight,andshetoldmethatshewasn'tgoingtospeaktomeforamonth."Bartender:"Thatshouldma...
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- DIDYOURDADHELPYOU?Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.HecalledTimtohisdeskandsaidtohim,"Yougotallyourhomeworkrightthistime,Tim.Whathappened?Didyourfatherhe...
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