![英语小笑话精选5则]( "英语小笑话精选5则")
- 爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，这里本站小编CJ本站小编CJ收集整理了英语小笑话精选5则，让你爆笑每一天。1.又要结婚了"Soyouwantanotherdayoff,snortedtheteachertohisstudent，Tom.Iamanxioustohearwhatexcuseyouhavethistime....
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![英语的爆笑小笑话]( "英语的爆笑小笑话")
- 爆笑笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得爆笑如雷。小编整理的英语的爆笑小笑话，喜欢的赶紧来看下吧!考试不及格Mother:Whydidyougetsuchalowmarkonthattest?妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?Kid:Becauseofabsence.孩子:因为缺考。Mother:Youmeanyou...
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![英语小笑话带]( "英语小笑话带")
- 冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,伴随着网络的普及它已经渗透到了青年群体的日常生活,偶尔爆出的一两句冷笑话能使交流氛围变得轻松愉悦,也能展示交谈者的幽默和智慧。下面是小编精心收集的英语小笑话带，希望能对你有所帮助。英语小笑话带WarningSeveralweeksafteroursonbegan...
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![英语小笑话短]( "英语小笑话短")
- 英语小笑话短一：AsarookieintheAtlanticCity,N.J.,Policedepartment,Iwasassignedabeatontheboardwalk.HardlyadaywentbywhenIdidn'tcomeuponachildwhohadbecomeseparatedfromhisafternoon,Ispottedasmallboystandingalone,obviouslylost.Itriedtogainhisconfidence-I...
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![小学生英语笑话爆笑]( "小学生英语笑话爆笑")
- 最新英语笑话精神病的医生很搞笑。there'sonlyONEpolicemanOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myso...
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![英语笑话小对话]( "英语笑话小对话")
- Whereistheegg?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentencewiththeword"egg"?Student:Yes.Iateapieceofcakeyesterday.Teacher:Thenwhereistheegg"?Student:Inthecake,Sir.鸡蛋在哪里?老师：你能用鸡蛋一词造句吗?学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。老师：鸡蛋在哪?学生：在蛋糕里，先生Child:Myun...
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![爆笑英语小笑话]( "爆笑英语小笑话")
- TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧It'snotmyfaultMother(reprimanding训斥，谴责hersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpull...
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![小学英语笑话爆笑]( "小学英语笑话爆笑")
- 小学英语笑话爆笑一：TellmemoreaboutHarryBoyfriend:Iamnotrichanddon’thaveayachtorconvertiblelikeHarry,butIloveyou,dear.Girlfriend:Iloveyou,too,buttellmemoreaboutHarry.小学英语笑话爆笑二：Ididn’tcometofallinAsmallboyhadfallenintoacreek.Ayoungwo...
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![英语小笑话 爆笑]( "英语小笑话 爆笑")
- 英语小笑话爆笑一：Asmilingboyarrivedhomefromadentalvisit,"Heymom,thedentistsaysIhavenocavities."Hismomstaredathimwide-eyedandquitesurprised,"It’simpossible--youneverbrushyourteethaftercleaningthechocolateboxbeforeyougotobed!Thentheboyopenedhismou...
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![英语口语小笑话]( "英语口语小笑话")
- 英语笑话之圣诞心愿有个叫亚历山大的小男孩写信给圣诞老人：亲爱的圣诞老人，去年我收到的是一个妹妹，而不是一辆赛车。也许，另一个想得到妹妹的男童却收到了赛车。我们把那个妹妹留了下来，但现在我仍然想要一辆赛车。邻居的小男孩见亚历山大这样写，也赶紧给写了一封信：亲爱的圣诞...
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![小学生英语小笑话]( "小学生英语小笑话")
- 1.TwoBirdsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.Teacher:Pleasetellus.Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只...
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![小学英语小笑话]( "小学英语小笑话")
- 小学英语小笑话一：Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtime"Nevermind,"thedrunksaidwithahicc...
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![小学英语笑话]( "小学英语笑话")
- 小学英语笑话：RevealingGiftTestRevealingGiftTestWhichgiftwouldyoulike?Todetermineyourpersonality,pickthegiftyou"dmostliketoreceive.小学英语笑话：DeadTurtle"Mommy,myturtleisdead,"thelittleboy,Myrddin,sorrowfullytoldhismother,holdingtheturtleouttoherinhish...
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![小笑话英语]( "小笑话英语")
- 小笑话英语一：AlexandertheGreatLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation，andthedoctor，somewhatnettled，said：Landon，youdon'tseemtobegettingonveryfastinthisseemtolack，atyourageAlexandertheGreathadconqueredhalftheworld.Yes，saidLandon，hecouldn'thelp...
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![英语小笑话]( "英语小笑话")
- 英语小笑话一：AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered."You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?""Sheistheo...
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![搞笑英语小笑话]( "搞笑英语小笑话")
- 搞笑英语小笑话一：fatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.Theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.Butthefatmanknewhewasthemorecourteousbecause,wheneverhegotupandofferedhisseat,twoladiescouldsitdown.一个胖男人和...
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![英语小笑话大全爆笑]( "英语小笑话大全爆笑")
- 英语小笑话大全爆笑一：Acouplewascelebratingtheirgoldenweddinganniversary.Theirdomestictranquillity*hadlongbeenthetalkofthetown.Alocalnewspaperreporterwasinquiringastothesecretoftheirlongandhappymarriage."Well,itdatesbacktoourhoneymoon,"explainedthelady...
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![英语小笑话小学]( "英语小笑话小学")
- 笑话会给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点，那大家知道有哪些笑话呢？本文是小编为大家收集整理的英语小笑话小学，欢迎参考借鉴。英语小笑话小学一Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".老师：汤姆，你为什么...
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![英语小笑话的英文]( "英语小笑话的英文")
- 英语小笑话的英文一：AcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.Youcanhavenodoubt,shoutedayoungmanexcitedly,thatiftheDeandoesnottakebackwhathesaidtomethismorning,I’llleaveOxfordthisveryevening!Abuzzingnoisefollowed.Whatamanofactions!o...
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![英语小笑话爆笑]( "英语小笑话爆笑")
- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!本站小编CJ给大家收集整理了英语小笑话爆笑，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!英语小笑话爆笑一：Onedayalittlegirlcamehomefromschool,andsaidtohermother,"Mommy,todayinschoolIwaspunishe...
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![爆笑冷英语小笑话]( "爆笑冷英语小笑话")
- 易拉罐拉环爱着易拉罐，可易拉罐心里装着可乐!今天小编为大家准备了爆笑冷英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!爆笑冷英语小笑话一：TheMimeandtheLionOnedayanoutofworkmimeisvisitingthezooandattemptstoearnsomemoneyasastreetperformer.However,assoonashestartstodrawacrowd,thezookeep...
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![关于英语小笑话英语]( "关于英语小笑话英语")
- 关于英语小笑话英语一：PlagiarismAfriendofminewhoteachsEuropeanhistoryatWashingtonUniversityinSt.Louistellaboutthetimehespottedaplagiarizedtermpaper.Hesummonedthestudenttohisoffice."Thisisn'tyourwork."hesaid."Someonetypeditforyoustraightoutoftheency...
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![英语笑话小组]( "英语笑话小组")
- 我干得怎么样HowdidIdoArookiepoliceofficerwasoutforhisfirstrideinacruiserwithanexperiencedpartner.Acallcameintellingthemtodispersesomepeoplewhowereloitering.Theofficersdrovetothestreetandobservedasmallcrowdstandingonacorner.Therookierolleddownhiswindo...
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![英语版小笑话]( "英语版小笑话")
- SusanisanAmericangirl.Sheisfiveyearsold.Shedoesn'tgotoschoolanddoesn'tknowhowtoreadorwrite.Oneday,hersisterLucyfindsthatsheisatthetablewithapeninherhand.Lucyasks,"Whatareyoudoing?""I'mwritingapostcardtomyfriendBetty"Susananswers."Butyoudo...
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![搞笑的英语小笑话]( "搞笑的英语小笑话")
- 1.Tom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!2.Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"小男孩问他的父亲：爸爸，结婚要花多少钱?H...
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