- 《一个言出必行的人》英语笑话,让你了解诚信的重要性。更多英语笑话尽在本站。AManofActionsAcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.Youcanhavenodoubt,shoutedayoungmanexcitedly,thatiftheDeandoesnottakebackwhathesaidtomethismorning,I’lll...
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- 一个笑话英语一:IwasthenewcoachofaLittleLeaguebaseballteamandhadnotyetlearnedthenamesofmyplayers.Atourfirstgame,Icalledeachboybythenumberonhisuniform.WhenIyelled,"Number5,yourtimetobat,"JeffSmithcametotheplatetohit.WhenIcalledfor"Number7",SteveHeinzjum...
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- Atanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了。Aflywasreleased,andwithanarcofhisswordhecuttheflyinhalf.一只苍蝇放了出来,剑划了一个弧,他将苍蝇劈成了两半。Thecrowdcheered.观...
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- 一小段一小段的英语笑话你看过吗?下面本站小编整理的内容相信你会觉得很搞笑。FriedchickenInclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老师...
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- 一句话英语笑话一:ThisismyseatItwasawoman’sfirsttimeonaplane.Sheboardedtheplaneandfoundherselfawindowseat.Aftershesettledin,amancameoverandinsistedthatshewasinhisseat.Sheignoredhimandtoldhimtogoaway."Okay,"repliedtheman."Ifthat’sthewayyouwa...
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- 相同的职责TheSameDutiesAretiredfour-stargeneralranintohisformerorderly,alsoretired,inaManhattanbarandspenttherestoftheeveningpersuadinghimtocomeworkforhimashisvalet."Yourdutieswillbeexactlythesameastheywereinthearmy,"thegeneralsaid."Nothingtoit-you&#...
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- 这个英语笑话把我笑的眼泪都流出来啦,下面跟本站小编来看看!用beans(豆子)造句Ateacheraskedherstudentstousetheword"beans"inasentence."Myfathergrowsbeans,"saidonegirl."Mymothercooksbeans,"saidaboy.Athirdstudentspokeup,"Weareallhumanbeans."一名老师让学生们利...
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- ●脑移植ABrainTransplantTheBrainSurgeonwasabouttoperformabraintransplant."Youhaveyourchoiceoftwobrains,"hetoldthepatient,"For$1000youcanhavethebrainofapsychologist,orfor$10,000youcanhavethebrainofapolitician."Thepatientwasamazedatthehugedifferenceinp...
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- 导语:爱笑的人,运气总不会太差,那么你喜欢笑么?这里小编收集整理了逗你一笑的英语笑话,一起来看看吧!说不定能点中你的笑穴哦!1、father:oh,jack,youhavesleptawaythewholemorning.don'tyouknowyouarewastingtime?父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时...
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- 一分之差OnePointHanginginthehallwayatWhitesHighSchoolinWabash,Ind.,andthebasketballteampicturesfromthepast40years.Aplayerinthecenterofthefrontrowineachpictureholdsabasketballidentifyingtheyear-"62-63","63-64","64-65",etc.OnedayIspottedafreshmanlookin...
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- 幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。今天我们就一起来看看笑出眼泪英语笑话吧!更多精彩笑话尽在本站笑话栏目,欢迎欣赏!笑出眼泪英语笑话(一)DuckHuntThreedoctorsareintheduckblindandabirdfliesoverhead.Thegeneralpractitionerlooksatitandsays,"Lookslikeaduc...
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- 代课教师Asubstituteteacherwastryingtomakeuseofherpsychologybackground.Shebeganherclassbysaying,"Everyonewhothinksyou'restupid,pleasestandup."Rightaway,LittleJohnnystoodup.Theteachersaid,"Whydoyouthinkyou'restupid,LittleJohnny?""Idon’t,m...
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- Dayafterday日复一日Ateacherwasalwayssoinvolvedinthetextbeingstudiedthatheneverlookedup.Hewouldcallonastudentfortranslationandexplanation,and-withoutrealizingit-heoftenchosethesamestudentdayafterday.Outofrespect,thestudentwouldn'tpointthisouttohim...
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- 英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。以下是小编整理的一个人表演的英语笑话,欢迎阅读。一个人表演的英...
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- 说一个笑话英语一:Abullwrestlerwasvisitinghisfriendinasmalltown,andonenighttheystayedalittletoolongatthepub.Notwantingtodrive,theydecidedtowalkhome.Astheywerecrossingafarmer'sfield,abullchargedthem.Thewrestlergrabbedthebullbythehorns,andtheywentdow...
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- 一个老师问她的学生:谁是世界上第一个男人,一个小男孩立刻大声说:乔治.华盛顿。老师带着宠溺的笑容问这个男生:你如何证明乔治华盛顿是世界上第一个男人呢。Whowasthefirstman?Ateachersaidtoherclass:Whowasthefirstman?一个老师问她的`学生:谁是世界上第一个男人GeorgeWash...
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- 一个有心的乘客:Mrs.Greenstoppedandlookedattheairhostess.Thenshesaidtoherhusband,Howdidyouknowhername?更多英语笑话尽在应届毕业生笑话网。一个有心的`乘客nwenttoGermany,becausehehadsomeworkcamebacklastMonday,andhisyoungwifemethimatthewalkedtotheircarandpass...
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- 导语:一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光,并且会深深吸引他人。下面,本站小编YJ给大家收集整理了笑出眼泪的英语笑话精选,增加幽默细胞,聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。1HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"YourHonor,Iwanttobringtoyourattentionhowunfairitisformyclienttobeaccused...
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- 看英语笑话既可以学到英语知识,也可以开心一笑,何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看笑出腹肌的英语笑话吧!笑出腹肌的英语笑话(一)我有钱了"Howdidyoumakeyourfortune?""IbecamethepartnerofarichhadthemoneyandIhadtheexperience.""Howdidthathelp?""Nowhehastheexperience...
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- TwoPiecesofCake两块蛋糕TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!再喂他几枚五分镍币KeepfeedinghimnickelsAmothersawherthree...
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- 一个英语小笑话一:Agentlemanwalksintoastoreandaskedforapairofgloves.″Clothorleather﹖″askedthesalesperson.″Makesnodifference?″repliedcustomer.″Whatcolor﹖″askedtheclerk.″Any?″heresponded.″Size﹖″&Pr...
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- 一个能笑死人的笑话一:工作了才知道,有空调的办公室,不如闹哄哄的教室.工作了才知道,大学里爱情是游戏,现在爱情TMD是交易.工作了才知道,有时候一顿饭吃上千块也是一种需要.工作了才知道,学生都是装大款,真正的有钱人都哭穷.工作了才知道,原来穿得像学生都是鸡,穿得像鸡的...
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- 笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看笑出腹肌英语笑话吧!笑出腹肌英语笑话(一)EggRolling.滚彩蛋InEngland,Germanyandsomeothercountries,childrenrolledeggsdownhillsonEastermorning,agamewhichhasbe...
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- 下面是本站小编收集的让人笑一整天的英语笑话,喜欢大家喜欢!Oneday,thefatherletseight-year-oldsonsendaletter.Thesontooktheletter.Thefatherthenrememberedhedidn'twriteaddressandaddressee'snameontheenvelope.Afterthesoncomesback,thefatheraskshim:"Youha...
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- 愚人英语笑话一:saleswoman女售货员Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcusetohereturnedtothetable,heloweredhiseyes,putonagrimexpressi...
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