- OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,InoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupaIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout."Thewomanwholovesyouthemostintheworldjustcleanedyourheadlightsandwindshield."Myhusbandlookedupan...
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- 1.Assoonasourchildisoldenoughtogotoschool,I'mgoingtogobacktomyjobatthenewspaper.Anddon'tgivemeanyofthatnonsenseaboutawoman'splacebeinginthehome.一旦孩子到了上学的年纪,我就会回到我在报社的'工作岗位。别跟我说那些“女人应该在家相夫教子”的废...
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- Mike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.Mary:Whywasthat?Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.麦克:一次舞会上,当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时,她非常尴尬。玛丽:为什么会那样呢?麦克:她根本就没有带面具。...
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- OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,InoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupaIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout.'Thewomanwholovesyouthemostintheworldjustcleanedyourheadlightsandwindshield.'Myhusbandlo...
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- Ahusbandsaidtohiswife,"WhydidGodcreatewomentobebeautifulbutfoolish?""Well,"hiswifeansweredatonce."Thereasonisverysimple.Godmadeusbeautifulsomenwouldloveus;Godmadeusfoolishsowewouldmarrythem."一位丈夫对他的`妻子说:为什么上帝把妇女创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢...
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- WATERVILLEVALLEY,N.H.--SearchcrewswerebackoutSundaysearchingforamissingWatervilleValleywoman.BethUpton,84,hasbeenmissingsinceSeptember.Shewaslastseengoingforawalknearherhome.Crewshavespentweekscombingthenearbywoods,butsofarhavenotturnedupanysizablele...
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