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- Theothertwodon’texist!另外两者并不存在OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthinkpick...
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- 送出去还有的东西WhatcanSantagiveawayandstillkeep?Answer:acold.什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着?答案：感冒。圣诞老人的'爱好WhatdoesSantaClausliketodoinhisgarden?Answer:helikestohoe,hoe,hoe.圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe和ho同...
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- 圣诞英语小笑话一：PrepareYourselfAstoryaroundcampushasittahtastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."圣诞英语小笑话二：thelowestgrade"P...
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- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!小编给大家收集整理了圣诞节英语小笑话集锦，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!圣诞节英语小笑话【1】Thethiefandthejudge法官与小偷ItwasChristmasandthejudgewasinabenevolentmoodasheque...
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![圣诞节英语笑话2015]( "圣诞节英语笑话2015")
- 圣诞节英语笑话2015一：Myfriendreviewedheryoungson’sfill-in-the-blankhomework.Oneline:AtChristmas,weexchangegiftswith____.Hisresponse:Receipts.我朋友在检查她儿子的填空题家庭作业。有一行：在圣诞节，我们和____交换礼物。他的答案：收据。圣诞节英语笑话2015二...
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- 2015圣诞节英语笑话一：AswewereputtingoutcookiesforSantaonChristmasEve,Iaccidentallydroppedone."Noproblem,"Isaid,pickingitupanddustingitoffbeforeplacingitbackontheplate."Youcan’tdothat,"arguedmyfour-year-old."Don’tworry.Santawillneverknow."H...
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- ThisisajokeforChristmaswordXmasissometimesusedinsteadofwanttobuyGlassandGlassware,Wire,Nautial,Metal,Glassware,Resin,WallDecor,Xmas.一、男性成长三阶段TheThreeStagesofMan:HebelievesinSantaClaus.Hedoesn’tbelieveinSantaClaus.HeisSantaClaus!男性成长的三...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话爆笑一：AsalittlegirlclimbedontoSanta'slap,Santaaskedtheusual,"AndwhatwouldyoulikeforChristmas?"一个女孩爬到圣诞老人的膝盖上，圣诞老人例行公事的`问：今年圣诞节你想要什么呢?Thechildstaredathimopenmouthedandhorrifiedforaminute,thengasped:"D...
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- 圣诞节笑话英文一：Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel，whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisreplieswithlengthyexplanations.Iwant‘yes’or‘no，’thunderedcounsel.Thereisnoneedfo...
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- 2014圣诞节冷笑话一：AcustomerwalkedintoourstorelookingforChristmaslights.Ishowedherourtopbrand,but—wantingtomakesureeachbulbworked—sheaskedmetotakethemoutoftheboxandplugthemin.Idid,andeachonelitup."Great,"shesaid.Icarefullyplacedthestringof...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话2014一：Threebuildingsintownwereoverrunbysquirrels—thetownhall,thehardwarestore,andthechurch.Thetownhallbroughtinsomecats.Butaftertheytoreupallthefiles,themayorgotridofthepredators,andsoonthesquirrelswereback.Thehardwarestorehumanel...
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- 本站小编分享一个关于圣诞节的'英语笑话，请看：AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回答我可不...
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- 圣诞节英文笑话一：Apolicemanescorted(押送，护送)ahabitualcriminalpassingbyamountainvillage.Seeingcontainsundriesstoreatvillageend,therecidivist(惯犯)putforwardtobuyaofpackcigarette.Thepolicemanpondered(长时间考虑，深思)over:Youseizedthechancetoescapelastti...
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- 英文笑话圣诞节一：HanginginthehallwayatWhitesHighSchoolinWabash,Ind.,andthebasketballteampicturesfromthepast40years.Aplayerinthecenterofthefrontrowineachpictureholdsabasketballidentifyingtheyear-"62-63","63-64","64-65",dayIspottedafreshmanlookingcuriou...
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- 圣诞节笑话英语版一：AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesefarm,ayoungguideledthemthroughtheprocessofcheesemaking,explainingthatgoats'milkwasused.Sheshowedthegroupalovelyhillsidewheremanygoatsweregrazing.These,s...
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- 1.和我共处了这么久，我没有什么可以送给你的，于是昨我偷偷的用所有零用钱给你买了一只老长的袜子，又把它悄悄的藏在你的床尾，希望它能给你带来惊喜，你不要再逛街，快回去看看它有没在。^@^圣诞快乐!2.别傻了，还等圣诞老人呢?!今年他老人家不会来了，因为去年他被你的臭袜子熏怕了!...
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- 圣诞节的英语小笑话一：They'reBusyOneday,thephonerang,andalittleboyanswered.MayIspeaktoyourparents?They'rebusy.Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?Thepolice.CanIspeaktothem?They'rebusy.Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?Thefiremen.CanIspeaktothem?They'rebusy.Solet...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话超搞笑一：'Isn'ttheheadteacherabitofatwit?'saidaboytoagirl.一个小男孩跟小女孩说：你有没有0'Isn'ttheheadteacherabitofatwit?'saidaboytoagirl.一个小男孩跟小女孩说：你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?'Well,doyouknowwhoIam?'i...
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