- Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?儿子:爸爸,有其父必有其子是什么意思呀?父亲:狗崽子,你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?...
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- Son:"Dad,youareavailabletoyouonFridayafternoon?"Dad:"Whatah?"Son:"mini-schoolparentshavetoopentheforum!"Dad:"Whatismicro-parentsforum?"Son:"It'sonlyaclass,youandIparticipatein!"儿子:爸爸,星期五下午您有空吗?爸爸:什么事啊?儿子:学校要开微型家长座谈会!爸...
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- Oneday,thefatherletseightyear-oldsonsendaletter,thesontooktheletter,thefatherthenremembereddidn'twritetheaddressandaddressee'snameontheenvelope.Afterthesoncomesback,thefatheraskshim:"Youhavethrowntheletterinthemailbox?""Certainly""Youhavenots...
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- Oneday,thefatherletseightyear-oldsonsendaletter,thesontooktheletter,thefatherthenremembereddidn'twritetheaddressandaddressee'snameontheenvelope.Afterthesoncomesback,thefatheraskshim:"Youhavethrowntheletterinthemailbox?""Certainly""Youhavenots...
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- Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一个人在超市里推着购物车,一个小孩子在车里不停的大吵大叫...
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- 一位富翁和他儿子爱好收藏画,他们收藏了从毕加索到拉费奥等很多艺术品。常常他俩坐在一起欣赏着大师的作品。whenthevietnamconflictbrokeout,thesonwenttowar.hewasverycourageousanddiedinbattlewhilerescuinganothersoldier.thefatherwasnotifiedandgrieveddeeplyforhi...
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