![英语爆笑笑话精选]( "英语爆笑笑话精选")
- 1、Inanentranceexaminationofaconservatoryofmusic,ateacheraskedoneoftheboys,"Whatisthemostimportantphysiologicalqualityofamusician?""Tobedeaf,"repliedtheboy."Nonsense!"saidtheteacherangrily."Why,sir!Don'tyouknowthatthefamousmusicianBeethovenwasdea...
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![爆笑英语冷笑话]( "爆笑英语冷笑话")
- 导语：爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，这里本站小编收集整理了爆笑英语冷笑话，让你爆笑每一天。1MySister'sFingersTeacher:Kevin,whyareyoulatethistime?Kevin:Pleasesir,Ibruisedtwofingersknockinginanailathome.Teacher:...
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![搞笑英语笑话 爆笑]( "搞笑英语笑话 爆笑")
- 他游不过大西洋AnAmericanvisitingScotlandmetashepherdwithabeautifulsheepdog.TheAmericanofferedtheowner$50forthedog,buttheshepherdrefused."Icouldn'tpartwithJack,"hesaid.Justthen,amanwithanEnglishaccentwalkedupandmadethesameoffer.Theshepherdagreed,p...
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![爆笑英语笑话]( "爆笑英语笑话")
- OneEngineLeftA747washalfwayacrosstheAtlanticwhenthecaptaingotontheloudspeaker,"Attention,passengers.Wehavelostoneofourengines,butwecancertainlyreachLondonwiththethreewehaveleft.Unfortunately,wewillarriveanhourlateasaresult."Shortlythereafter,thepasse...
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![爆笑冷英语笑话]( "爆笑冷英语笑话")
- 爆笑冷英语笑话，超级爆笑，看看这些冷英语笑话，非常爆笑的英文名词。ATM：自动提款机，全称是"AutomaticTellerMachine"。但其实它还有更可爱的名字。英国的巴克莱银行就把自己的ATM机命名为"holeinthewall"(如上图所示)，因为它本来也就是墙上的洞嘛!CashCard(现金卡)：可以从银行或...
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![英语笑话对话 爆笑]( "英语笑话对话 爆笑")
- 英语笑话对话爆笑：Flower&RiceTwoAmericanslaidawreath(花圈)onacomrade’sgraveandsaw,nearby,aJapaneselayingriceonthegraveofacountryman.OneAmericanasked,"Whendoyouexpectyourcomradetocomeandeatthatrice?"TheJapanesereplied,"Whenyourfriendcomestosme...
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![爆笑英语笑话对话]( "爆笑英语笑话对话")
- 理发师Harry:"Mybigbrothershaveseveryday."哈里：我哥哥每天都刮脸。Henry:"Mybrothershavesfiftytimesaday."亨利：我哥哥每天刮50次脸。Harry:"Ishecrazy?"哈里：他疯了吗?Henry:"No,he'sabarber."亨利：没有，他是一名理发师。年少无知Jimmyisthreeyearsold.吉米3岁了。One...
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![英语小笑话 爆笑]( "英语小笑话 爆笑")
- 英语小笑话爆笑一：Asmilingboyarrivedhomefromadentalvisit,"Heymom,thedentistsaysIhavenocavities."Hismomstaredathimwide-eyedandquitesurprised,"It’simpossible--youneverbrushyourteethaftercleaningthechocolateboxbeforeyougotobed!Thentheboyopenedhismou...
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![笑话大全爆笑英语笑话]( "笑话大全爆笑英语笑话")
- I'veJustBittenMyTongue"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?""CauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"我刚咬破自己的舌头我们有毒吗?一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。是的，亲爱的，她回答说，你问这个干什么?因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌...
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![英语笑话爆笑]( "英语笑话爆笑")
- 英语笑话爆笑一：Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee.Justastheygotintothecafe,itstartedtobiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone,"Gohomeandgettheumbrella."Thelittleturtlereplied,"Iwill,ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee.""Wewon't,"theothertwoyearslaterthebigtur...
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![英语爆笑冷笑话]( "英语爆笑冷笑话")
- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑冷笑话，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!篇一：英语爆笑冷笑话ABoywithaBigHead(大头娃娃)Aboycriedtohismother,"Allthechildrenmakefunofme.TheysayIhaveabig...
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![英语爆笑笑话]( "英语爆笑笑话")
- 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，本站小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑笑话，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。英语爆笑笑话：OlderGoatsinAmerica美国老羊AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesef...
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![英语笑话 爆笑]( "英语笑话 爆笑")
- 英语笑话爆笑一：WhataretheTwoWords?Averyniceoldladyhadafewwordstosaytohergranddaughter.Mydear,saidtheoldlady,Iwishyouwoulddosomethingforme.Iwishyouwouldpromisemenevertousetwowords.Oneis‘lousy’andtheotheris‘swell’.Wouldyoupromise...
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![爆笑型英语笑话]( "爆笑型英语笑话")
- 1.半个还是十分之五HalforFiveTenths?HalforFiveTenths?Teacher:Wouldyouratherhaveonehalfofanorangeorfivetenths?Gerald:I'dmuchratherhavethehalf.Teacher:Thinkcarefully,andtellmewhy.Gerald:Becauseyoulosetoomuchjuicewhenyoucuttheorangeintofivetenths.半...
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![笑侃爆笑英语笑话]( "笑侃爆笑英语笑话")
- 下面本站小编为您介绍几篇中长篇带翻译英语笑话，希望你开心。动机MyEnglishprofessoroncelaunchedintoalectureon"motivation.""Whatpushesyouahead?"heasked."Whatisitthatmakesyougotoschooleachday?Whatdrivingforcemakesyoustrivetoaccomplish?"Turningsuddenlytooney...
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![最爆笑英语笑话]( "最爆笑英语笑话")
- 最爆笑英语笑话一：Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.Turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid,Youseehowimportantitistoknowasecondlanguage.最爆笑英语笑话二：Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-old...
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![爆笑笑话英语版]( "爆笑笑话英语版")
- 爆笑笑话英语版一：Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyouwithoneeye.爆笑笑话英语版二：Onceupona...
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![爆笑英语短笑话]( "爆笑英语短笑话")
- 笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。爆笑英语短笑话篇一：ThingsWereTougherThenTherewerethreeprostituteslivingtogether,amother,daughterandgrandmother.Onenightthedaughtercamehomelookingverydown."HowdidyougetontonightDear?"a...
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![搞笑英语笑话爆笑]( "搞笑英语笑话爆笑")
- 机长的录音是什么英语笑话呢，赶紧跟着本站小编来阅读啦。最希望得到的签名Ouruniversitynewspaperrunsaweeklyquestionfeature.Recently,thequestionwas:"Whoseautographwouldyoumostwanttohave,andwhy?"Asexpected,mostresponsesmentionedmusicorsportsstars,orpoliticia...
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![爆笑英语小笑话]( "爆笑英语小笑话")
- TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧It'snotmyfaultMother(reprimanding训斥，谴责hersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpull...
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![短爆笑英语笑话]( "短爆笑英语笑话")
- 笑一笑，十年少，小编为大家整理了短爆笑英语笑话,希望大家能展颜一笑,记得每天都要开心一刻哦!嘻嘻!短爆笑英语笑话篇一：3DoctorsAtHeavansGate3位医生在天堂门口Threedoctorsarrivedinheaven.St.Peteraskedthemwhytheyshouldbeletintoheaven.Thefirstdoctorsaid,″Beca...
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![英语小笑话爆笑]( "英语小笑话爆笑")
- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!本站小编CJ给大家收集整理了英语小笑话爆笑，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!英语小笑话爆笑一：Onedayalittlegirlcamehomefromschool,andsaidtohermother,"Mommy,todayinschoolIwaspunishe...
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![爆笑英语笑话集]( "爆笑英语笑话集")
- 下面本站小编为您整理的老师哭了的英语笑话，过程绝对爆笑的哦。老师哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedon(溺爱，宠爱)him.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantrum(乱发脾气).Thencam...
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![爆笑的英语笑话]( "爆笑的英语笑话")
- 英语笑话之一Q:Howcanyoumostirritateafarmer?A:Bytreadingonhiscorn?如果你踩了农夫的.玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。英语笑话之二AWomanWhoFellItwasrushhourandIwasdashingtoatraininNewYorkCity'sGrandCentralTerminal-AsI...
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![爆笑英语笑侃笑话]( "爆笑英语笑侃笑话")
- 搞笑英语笑话写给上帝的信到底写了什么呢，一起来看看吧!无聊的课OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauisknownforhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandbor...
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