简短英语笑话爆笑

看一些英语笑话，既能开心，也能学到英语知识，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看简短英语笑话爆笑吧!

简短英语笑话爆笑(一)

I'm Trying to Stop It 我要把它堵在里面

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."

“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

简短英语笑话爆笑(二)

A great man 一名伟人

Teacher: Would Shakespeare1 be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?

学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

简短英语笑话爆笑(三)

Expand and contract 热胀冷缩

Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract1. Now, can anyone give me a good example?

John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.

老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?

约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。