求爱英语笑话

1、Very strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.

十分坚强：被女孩子甩了45次，还活着。

　　2、People is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."

人也很好：这是45个女孩子中有36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很好”。

　　3、Enjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!

喜欢干净：天涯何处无芳草，不能天天不洗澡!

　　4、Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.

爱护动物：所以家里的“小强”成群。

　　5、Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.

做事果断：买东西后立刻付帐，饿了马上就吃饭。

　　6、I love my parents: as the money for parents.

我爱我的父母：视金钱为父母。

　　7、Compassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!

有同情心：我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划，好让他跟我有同样的'心情，这就是同情心!

　　8、I am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.

我很阳光：所以黑得跟碳似的。

　　9、To accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.

对人包容：我有点近视。

　　10、Comprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.

领悟力强：在被甩的经历中，有个女孩子把我拉到郊外，将我送她的玫瑰花，慢慢地插在了一坨野粪上，我立刻就明白了。

　　11、Perseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!

坚韧不拔：在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后，朋友终于去付帐了!

　　12、Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!

很浪漫：玫瑰、红酒、蜡烛，还有一包康师傅。