- Oneday,BillandTomwenttoarestaurantfordinner.Assoonasthewaitertookouttwosteaks,Billquicklypickedoutthebiggersteakforwasn'thappyaboutthat:"Whenareyougoingtolearntobepolite?"Bill:"Ifyouhadthechancetopickfirst,whichonewouldyoupick?"Tom:"Thesmallerpie...
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