- Ahighwaypatrolofficerstoppedaspeedingmotorist."Don'tyouknowwhattheblinkinglightsandsirenmean?"hedemanded."Yes,sir,"repliedthedriver."Thenwhydidn'tyoupulloverimmediately?""Iwouldhave,officer,"themansaid."Butlastmonthmywiferanoffwithapoliceman,...
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