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英语笑话带翻译:How did I do
  • 英语笑话带翻译:How did I do

  • 我干得怎么样HowdidIdoArookiepoliceofficerwasoutforhisfirstrideinacruiserwithanexperiencedpartner.Acallcameintellingthemtodispersesomepeoplewhowereloitering.Theofficersdrovetothestreetandobservedasmallcrowdstandingonacorner.Therookierolleddownhiswindo...
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英语小笑话带翻译
  • 英语小笑话带翻译

  • 英语小笑话一:好客由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的`小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?在捕鼠夹上...
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搞笑英语笑话带翻译
  • 搞笑英语笑话带翻译

  • 搞笑英语笑话带翻译一:TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekangaroogotoutagain.Exasperated,the...
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带翻译搞笑英语笑话
  • 带翻译搞笑英语笑话

  • 带翻译搞笑英语笑话:Boss:I’llgiveyouRMB3000permonthandin3months,I’llraiseittowhenwouldyouliketostart?John:In3months.更多精彩笑话尽在本站笑话栏目,欢迎欣赏!带翻译搞笑英语笑话(一)Amansatatabar,hadthesaddesthangdogexpression.Bartender:"What'...
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英语带翻译的笑话
  • 英语带翻译的笑话

  • 看笑话好处实在是太多了,生活不能太拘谨,生活需要浪漫,那你多看些糗笑话吧,每天开心一下,可以少去很多的烦恼。下面是小编为大家整理的英语带翻译的笑话,欢迎阅读。英语带翻译的笑话1:HowManyRabbits?多少只兔子?Teacher:Now,Jonathan,ifIgaveyouthreerabbitsandthenthenex...
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搞笑英语笑话 带翻译
  • 搞笑英语笑话 带翻译

  • TwohuntersOncetwohunterswenthuntingintheforest.Oneofthemsuddenlyfelldownbyaccident.Heshowedthewhitesofhiseyesandseemedtohaveceasedbreathing.Theotherhuntersoontookouthismobilephonetocalltheemergencycenterforhelp.Theoperatorsaidcalmly:"First,youshouldm...
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英语小笑话 带翻译
  • 英语小笑话 带翻译

  • AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad(少年,小伙子).Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny?askedoneofthem.Sohewon'tjointhearmy,theyoungsterrepliedwithoutblinkinganeye.一个小男孩牵着头驴子...
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英语笑话带翻译爆笑
  • 英语笑话带翻译爆笑

  • 英语笑话带翻译爆笑版1Reggie:Wehavegotanewdog.Wouldyouliketocomearoundandplaywithhim?Ron:Well,Idon'tknow---doeshebite?Reggie:That'swhatIwanttofindout.里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?罗恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人吗?里基:这正是我想要查...
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带翻译的英语笑话
  • 带翻译的英语笑话

  • 1、NapoleonwasillJackhadgonetotheuniversitytostudyhistory,butattheendofhisfirstyear,hishistoryprofessorfailedhiminhisexaminations,andhewastoldthathewouldhavetoleavetheuniversity.However,hisfatherdecidedthathewouldgotoseetheprofessortourgehimtoletJack...
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英语小笑话(带翻译)
  • 英语小笑话(带翻译)

  • 导语:小编为需要英语小笑话(带翻译)的朋友精心收集整理以下的英语小笑话,文章仅供参考。英语小笑话(带翻译)1.Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭thewifeasked“Anythingnewatwork”,andhereplied",no,IamteachingHistory".妻子问...
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笑话英语带翻译
  • 笑话英语带翻译

  • 同学们有没有看过英文的小笑话呢?有的时候,要想理解英文笑话里的'笑点所在,也需要一些英语的水平哦,分享了英语笑话带翻译给大家看看!HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen?Johnny:Wepla...
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英语笑话带翻译2015
  • 英语笑话带翻译2015

  • 英语笑话带翻译2015精选推荐,让你开怀大笑的英语笑话。My15-year-oldsoncameboundinginfromschoolandfoundmeinbed."Don'tyoufeelwell,Mom?"heaskedwithconcern."No,Idon't,"Isaid."Well,don'tyouworryaboutdinner,"hereassuredme."I'llcarryyoudowntothe...
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英语搞笑笑话带翻译
  • 英语搞笑笑话带翻译

  • 要是有一则笑话解决不了的事,那就两则笑话,看笑话,能让我们变得开心,今天小编为大家准备了英语搞笑笑话带翻译,欢迎阅读!英语搞笑笑话带翻译一:ADeadFly一只死苍蝇Mr.Smith:Waiter,there'sadeadflyinmysoup.Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheatthatkillsit.史密斯先生:...
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英语笑话带翻译 爆笑
  • 英语笑话带翻译 爆笑

  • 天气怎么样TheClimateofNewZealandTeacher:Matthew,whatistheclimateofNewZealand?Matthew:VeryCold,sir.Teacher:Wrong.Matthew:But,sir!Whentheysendusmeatitalwaysarrivesfrozen!新西兰的气候老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?马修:先生,那里的天气很冷。老师:错了。马修:可是,...
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英语的笑话带翻译
  • 英语的笑话带翻译

  • 笑话具有篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。英语的笑话带翻译有哪些?相信很多人都想知道吧?以下是小编为您整理的英语的笑话带翻译相关资料,欢迎阅读!英语的笑话...
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英语笑话带翻译
  • 英语笑话带翻译

  • 英语笑话之蝙蝠的问题Threepastorsinthesouthwerehavinglunchinadiner.Onesaid,"Youknow,sincesummerstartedI’vebeenhavingtroublewithbatsinmyloftandatticatchurch.I’vetriedeverything----noise,spray,cats----nothingseemstoscarethemaway."Anothersaid...
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带翻译爆笑英语笑话
  • 带翻译爆笑英语笑话

  • 你知道学些笑话的好处么?当第一次见面的时候,总是有不知道该说什么的尴尬,这时候你就需要一些笑话,来缓解一下气氛呢,这里小编为你收集整理了带翻译爆笑英语笑话,希望能对你有所帮助哈!带翻译爆笑英语笑话【1】Oneday,agirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofmyhu...
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爆笑英语笑话带翻译
  • 爆笑英语笑话带翻译

  • 爆笑的英语笑话含翻译1Thepreacherwasvexed(生气的)becauseacertainmemberofhiscongregation(集会,圣会)alwaysfellasleepduringthesermon.AsthemanwassnoringinthefrontrowoneSunday,thepreacherdeterminedhewouldteachhimnottosleepduringthesermon.So,inawhisper,heask...
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英语笑话带翻译短
  • 英语笑话带翻译短

  • 英语笑话带翻译短一:YesterdayCharlesmethisoldschoolmateJoeandcongratulatedhimonhisrecentmarriage.WhenCharlesaskedaboutthedifferencebetweenafiancee(未婚妻)andawife,hesaid,"Whenshewasmyfiancee,Isawonlyapartofher.Whensheismywife,Iseethewholeofher.""Solove...
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英语爆笑笑话带翻译
  • 英语爆笑笑话带翻译

  • 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人,所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑笑话带翻译,一起来笑笑,收集好人缘吧!篇一:英语爆笑笑话带翻译开窗Agentlemanwassittingquietlyinafirst-classcompartment.Twoladiesgotin.Oneofthems...
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英语笑话对话带翻译
  • 英语笑话对话带翻译

  • I'mGladASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasanyoneofyouevermadesomeoneelseglad?""Please,teacher:saidasmallboy,:I’vemadesomeonegladyesterday.""Welldone.Whowasthat"Mygranny.""Goodboy.Now...
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英语笑话带翻译 短
  • 英语笑话带翻译 短

  • 英语笑话带翻译短一:Smithgoestoseehisbossinthefrontoffice."Boss,"hesays:"we'redoingsomeheavyhouse-cleaningathometomorrow,andmywifeneedsmetohelpwiththeattic(阁楼)andthegarage.""We'reshort-handed,Smith."thebossreplies."Ican'tgiveyouthedayoff....
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爆笑英语笑话 带翻译
  • 爆笑英语笑话 带翻译

  • BigHeadAllthekidsmakefunofmetheboycriedtohismother.TheysayIhaveabigheadDon'tlistentothem.hismothercomfortedhim.YouhaveabeautifulheadstopcryingandgotothestorefortenpoundsofpotatoesWhere'stheshoppingbag?Ihaven'tgotone,useyourhat.大脑袋所有...
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英语笑话带翻译100
  • 英语笑话带翻译100

  • CorrectTeacher:Jimmy,whatarethethreewordswhichpupilsusemostoftenatschool?Jimmy:Idon’tknow...Teacher:Correct.很对教师:吉米,学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么?吉米:不知道……老师:很对。Whodoyouthinkyouare?Thebuswascrowded,andasonemoremantri...
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短英语笑话带翻译
  • 短英语笑话带翻译

  • SonandDadSon:"Dad,youareavailabletoyouonFridayafternoon?"Dad:"Whatah?"Son:"mini-schoolparentshavetoopentheforum!"Dad:"Whatismicro-parentsforum?"Son:"It'sonlyaclass,youandIparticipatein!"儿子:爸爸,星期五下午您有空吗?爸爸:什么事啊?儿子:学校要开微型家长...
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