![儿童学习英语笑话]( "儿童学习英语笑话")
- MonkeyandPoliceman猴子与警察Apolicemantookamonkeytohisboss.Thebossasked,"Whatkindofmonkeybusinessareyougettingupto?"Hesaid,"Thismonkeywaswanderingonthestreets,notfollowinganyoftherules.I'mturninghimin".Thebosssaid,"Oh,myGod!You'resodumb!Ifyou...
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![儿童英语小笑话]( "儿童英语小笑话")
- TellalieMom:"Whichbananadoyouwant,Victor?"Victor:"Iwantthatoneofthegreatest."Mom:"Victor,youshouldbepolite,tohavethatlittleone."Victor:"Mom,Imustlietobepolite?"妈妈：你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?维克多：我要那只最大的。妈妈：维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。维克多：妈...
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![经典儿童爆笑英语笑话]( "经典儿童爆笑英语笑话")
- 英语笑话是精神的缓冲剂，使遭遇困境的一方摆脱困境，有效地化干戈为玉帛。下面由本站小编为您整理的英语笑话大集合。现在几点了Thetwoboyswerecampinginthebackyard.Whentheycouldn'tfigureoutwhattimeitwas,thefirstboysaidtothesecond,"Startsingingveryloud.""Howwi...
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![儿童学前英语小笑话]( "儿童学前英语小笑话")
- KeepfeedinghimnickelsAmothersawherthree-year-oldsonputnickelinhismouthandswallowedit.Sheimmediatelypickedhimeup,turnedhimupsidedownandhithimontheback,whereuponhecougheduptwodimes.Frantically,shecalledtothefatheroutside."Yoursonjustswallowedanickeland...
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![儿童英语笑话]( "儿童英语笑话")
- Iwantanightmare真想做个噩梦Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherreplied."ThenIdohopeI...
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![经典儿童英语笑话]( "经典儿童英语笑话")
- 是我把他晾干是什么英语笑话呢，下面快跟本站小编来看看吧。她要买什么Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma’am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,w...
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![儿童笑话 英语]( "儿童笑话 英语")
- StupidOrders愚蠢的命令WhenNasreddinwasaboy,heneverdidwhathewastold,sohisfatheralwaystoldhimtodotheoppositeofwhathewantedhimtodo.Oneday,whenthetwowerebringingsacksofflourhomeontheirdonkeys,theyhadtocrossashallowriver.Whentheywereinthemiddleofit,oneoft...
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![爆笑儿童英语笑话]( "爆笑儿童英语笑话")
- 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，小编给大家收集整理了爆笑儿童英语笑话，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。爆笑儿童英语笑话篇一：TheFishNet"Canyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann?""Alotoflittleholestiedtogetherwithstrings."replied...
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![儿童英语笑话3则]( "儿童英语笑话3则")
- AManofActionsAcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.Youcanhavenodoubt,shoutedayoungmanexcitedly,thatiftheDeandoesnottakebackwhathesaidtomethismorning,I’llleaveOxfordthisveryevening!Abuzzingnoisefollowed.Whatamanofactions!onesai...
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![儿童的英语笑话]( "儿童的英语笑话")
- 儿童的英语笑话一：MixeddoublesTeacherofPhysicalEducation:Haveyoueverseenmixeddoubles,boys?Nick:Yes,sir.Quiteoften.Isawitevenlastnight.Teacher:Pleasetellussomethingaboutit.Nick:Oh,sorry,sir.Myfatheralwayssays,’Domesticshameshouldnotbepublished.&rs...
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![笑侃儿童英语笑话]( "笑侃儿童英语笑话")
- 下面本站小编准备的英语笑话，保证你看完乐呵呵。心不在焉的老师AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorwasonedayobservedwalkingalongthestreetwithonefootcontinuallyinthegutter，theotheronthepavement.Apupilmeetinghimsaid：Goodevening，areyou?Well，a...
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![爆囧英语儿童笑话]( "爆囧英语儿童笑话")
- 想看更多的英语笑话吗，尽在本站英语笑话栏目哦。ALifeforaLife(以命抵命)TheEnglishauthor，RichardSavage，wasoncelivinginLondoningreatordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife，butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops，andSavagewaslivingfromhandar...
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![儿童经典爆笑英语笑话]( "儿童经典爆笑英语笑话")
- 我们这里有很多搞笑的英语笑话，让你白看不厌，下面由本站小编为您整理的英语笑话，希望您快乐。AManWhoSaidNo说不的男子AfriendofminenoticedamanstaggeringaboutintheTimesSquaresubwaystation.Awell-dressedWallStreettype,hiscoatwasunbuttoned,abriefcasedangledfromhish...
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![英文笑话 儿童]( "英文笑话 儿童")
- 英文笑话儿童一：OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdroll(滑稽的)senseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandboring,soIdon'tmindifyoulookatyourwa...
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![儿童英语笑话大全]( "儿童英语笑话大全")
- 儿童英语笑话大全一：Thisbloke(小子，家伙)islyingonhisdeathbed,surroundedbyhisweepingwifeandhisfourchildren.Threeofthechildrenaretall,goodlookingandathletic(运动的),butthefourthandyoungestisanuglyrunt(小家畜，小牛)."Darling,"thehusbandwhispers,"Assuremethat...
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![儿童英语笑话集锦]( "儿童英语笑话集锦")
- 生活中烦心的琐事总是有的，你会有时不愉快，那你就来看看我们的英语笑话，下面由本站小编为大家整理的英语笑话。最希望得到的签名Ouruniversitynewspaperrunsaweeklyquestionfeature.Recently,thequestionwas:"Whoseautographwouldyoumostwanttohave,andwhy?"Asexpected,most...
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![儿童英语笑话故事]( "儿童英语笑话故事")
- BoxingandRunningDanisteachinghissonhowtobox.Ashedoesso,helefthisfriend,"Thisisatoughworld,soI’mteachingmyboytofight."Friend:"Butsupposehecomesupagainstsomeonemuchbiggerthanheis,who’salsobeentaughthowtobox."Dan:"I’mteachinghimhowtoru...
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![儿童开心英语笑话]( "儿童开心英语笑话")
- 儿童英语笑话故事：我聪明的狗Bobbyismydog.Ilovehim.巴比是我的狗。我很爱它。Hecanrollonthefloor.Hecanplayballswithme.HecanlookaftermyhousewhenIamout.它会在地板上打滚。它会和我玩球。它能在外出的.时候帮我看家。Bobbyisveryclever.Butsometimesheisn’t.巴...
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![儿童英语笑话精选]( "儿童英语笑话精选")
- 保证没走错TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheh...
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![儿童英语笑话爆笑大全]( "儿童英语笑话爆笑大全")
- 我干得怎么样HowdidIdo英语笑话，让你笑到停不下来。Ishedying?Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortherestofmylife.Cheerfully,hi...
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![爆笑儿童简短英语笑话]( "爆笑儿童简短英语笑话")
- 开心一刻，尽在英语笑话。下面由本站小编为您整理的开心英语笑话，供您娱乐。LoseOnePound减掉一磅Icomplimentedoneofmyco-workersonhavinglosttenpounds.However,Icouldn'tresistbraggingthatwhenIwas17,1weighed225poundsandtodayItipthescalesat224.1added,"That'...
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![儿童英语笑话两则]( "儿童英语笑话两则")
- 1.健康状况优Thefatherwasreadingtheschoolreportwhichhadjustbeenhandedtohimbyhishopefulson.Hisbrowwaswrathful(愤怒的)asheread,"English,poor.French,weak.mathematics,fair."andhegaveaglanceofdisgustatthequakinglad(少年，小伙子)."Well,Dad."saidtheson,"Itisno...
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![搞笑儿童英语笑话集锦]( "搞笑儿童英语笑话集锦")
- 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，小编给大家收集整理了搞笑儿童英语笑话集锦，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。搞笑儿童英语笑话一：Wife'spictureAbusinessmanentersatavern,sitsdownatthebar,andordersadoublemartiniontherocks....
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![儿童英文笑话]( "儿童英文笑话")
- 儿童英文笑话一：Apersonwithsixchildrenorapersonwith$6million,whoisbettersatisfied?Why?Thepersonwithsixchildrenofcourse.Becausetheonewith$6millionwantsmore.儿童英文笑话二：HowDidYouEverGetHereOnewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45min...
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![儿童爆笑英语笑话]( "儿童爆笑英语笑话")
- 一些英语典故可是很多老美都耳熟，下次换你去取笑老美的时候，就可以用到本站小编为您整理的英语小笑话了。TheNiceWeddingGiftWeattendedtheweddingofanacquaintance'sson.Becausewedidnotknowtheyoungmanorhisbride,wedecidedtosendthemapracticalhouseholdgift,afiree...
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