- BigHeadAllthekidsmakefunofmetheboycriedtohismother.TheysayIhaveabigheadDon'tlistentothem.hismothercomfortedhim.YouhaveabeautifulheadstopcryingandgotothestorefortenpoundsofpotatoesWhere'stheshoppingbag?Ihaven'tgotone,useyourhat.大脑袋所有...
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- 有时英语笑话会看不懂,但是本站小编为您整理了带翻译的英语笑话。借公牛一用Onceuponatime,therelivedarichman,buthedidn'tknowanywords.Oneday,oneofhisfriendswantedtoborrowanoxfromhim,sohewroteanoteandaskedhisservanttotakeittothisrichman.Aftertheservantga...
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- 笑话来源于生活,却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心,现在,一起来开心爆笑下。短篇英语笑话爆笑带翻译(一)ToBuyaVideo买录像机Amosaskedhismotherwhethertheycouldhaveavideo.I’mafraidwecan’taffordone,sighedhismother.ButonthefollowingdayincameAmos,staggeringbeneath...
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- 笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。英文笑话带翻译爆笑1whatisatraitor?什么叫叛徒?younghopeful:"father,whatisatraitorinpolitics?"有希望的青年人:父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?father(aveteranpolitician):"atraitoris...
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- 1、Areyougoingtotreatme?AnAmericanactresscametoChinaforthefirsttime.OnedaywhenshewaslookingforhernewChinesefriendafteraperformance,shecameacrossananxiousChinesewhohadalwayswantedtopracticehisEnglishwithnativespeakers,buthadneverfoundthechance.Whenhes...
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- 你知道学些笑话的好处么?当第一次见面的时候,总是有不知道该说什么的尴尬,这时候你就需要一些笑话,来缓解一下气氛呢,这里小编为你收集整理了带翻译爆笑英语笑话,希望能对你有所帮助哈!带翻译爆笑英语笑话【1】Oneday,agirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofmyhu...
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- 英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译一:Onedayaladysawamouserunningacrossherkitchenfloor.Shewasveryafraidofmouse,sosheranoutofthehouse,gotintoabusandwenttotheshops.Theresheboughtamousetrap(捕鼠器).Theshopkeepersaidtoher,"Putsomecheeseinitandyouwillsooncatchthatmouse...
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- 爱笑的人,运气总不会太差,因为笑可以让人充满正能量,更能让自己面对挫折,勇往直前,以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。英语爆笑小笑话带翻译一:HowtobelikeagentlemanDickwassevenyearsold,andhissister,Catherine,wasfive.Onedaytheirmothertookthemtotheiraunt'shousetoplay...
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- 笑话是一种根植于日常生活的美学形态。看看下面小编整理的英语小笑话,还有翻译哦!英语小笑话带翻译爆笑一ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.theytookhimtospecialists,butthedoctorsfoundnothingwrongwithhim.thenonemorning...
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- 要是有一则笑话解决不了的事,那就两则笑话,看笑话,能让我们变得开心,今天小编为大家准备了英语笑话爆笑短文带翻译,欢迎阅读!英语笑话爆笑短文带翻译【1】NavajoMessageForTheMoon纳瓦伙族人给月球的讯息WhenNASAwaspreparingfortheApolloProject,ittooktheastronautstoaNavaj...
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- 爱笑的人,运气总不会太差,那么你喜欢笑么?这里收集整理了好些搞笑的英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选,一起来看看吧!说不定能点中你的笑血哦!英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选一CharityBeginsatHome慈善应由家中做起SamSidneywasgoingdoortodoorsellingraffleticketstoraisefundsforthecharita...
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- 幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话,还要懂得他人说的笑话,来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!爆笑英语短笑话带翻译篇一:对不起,本店不找零钱AfriendandIwerestandinginlineatafast-foodrestaurant,waitingtoplaceourorder.我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐Therewasabigsignposted."No...
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- 总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心,心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态,你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译,让你的心情速速好起来。英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译一:WhereHaveYouBeen?你去哪儿了?Onceuponatime,therewasamanwhoalwaysforgotthings.古时候,有个人总...
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- Mikewaslateforschool.Hesaidtohisteacher,Mr.Black,"Excusemeformycominglate,sir.Iwatchedafootballmatchinmydream.""Whydiditmakeyoulate?"inquiredtheteacher."Becauseneitherteamcouldwinthegame,soitlastedalongtime."repliedMike.麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师...
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- 上帝的小孩Apreschooleraskedhismother,"Mom,tomorrowourteacherisgoingtoaskwhomyfatheris.WhatshouldIsay?"Themothersaid,"JusttellherthatGodisyourfather!"Thenextday,theboywenttoschool,andtheteacheraskedhim,"Whoisyourfather?"Scratchinghisscalp,theboycouldn...
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- 天气怎么样TheClimateofNewZealandTeacher:Matthew,whatistheclimateofNewZealand?Matthew:VeryCold,sir.Teacher:Wrong.Matthew:But,sir!Whentheysendusmeatitalwaysarrivesfrozen!新西兰的气候老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?马修:先生,那里的天气很冷。老师:错了。马修:可是,...
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- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人,所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!小编给大家收集整理了爆笑带翻译的英语小笑话,一起来笑笑,收集好人缘吧!英语小笑话爆笑带翻译篇一:Onedayamancamehomefromworktofindtotalchaosinthehouse.Thekidswerelayingoutsid...
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- 爱笑的人,运气总不会太差,因为笑可以让人充满正能量,更能让自己面对挫折,勇往直前,以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。爆笑小学英语笑话带翻译一:Agentlemanwasinvitedfordinner.Whenhehurriedthereandsatdown,hewashappytoseearoastpiginfrontofhisseat:"Notbad,Iamnexttothepig....
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- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人,所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑笑话带翻译,一起来笑笑,收集好人缘吧!篇一:英语爆笑笑话带翻译开窗Agentlemanwassittingquietlyinafirst-classcompartment.Twoladiesgotin.Oneofthems...
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- 爆笑的英语笑话含翻译1Thepreacherwasvexed(生气的)becauseacertainmemberofhiscongregation(集会,圣会)alwaysfellasleepduringthesermon.AsthemanwassnoringinthefrontrowoneSunday,thepreacherdeterminedhewouldteachhimnottosleepduringthesermon.So,inawhisper,heask...
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- 经典英语笑话带翻译爆笑一:Therewasonceawifesojealousthatwhenherhusbandcamehomeonenightandshecouldn’tfindhairsonhisjacketssheyelledathim,Great,sonowyou’recheatingonmewithabaldwoman!Thenextnight,whenshedidn’tsmellanyperfume,sheyelledaga...
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- 一Canwehaveourteacherback?Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoisy,sothemangrabbedatallboywhohadbeenstandinguptalking.Hetooktheboyintoanotherroomandstoodhiminthecorner.Fiveminuteslater,asmalllboycameoutofthefirstro...
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- 英语笑话带翻译爆笑版1Reggie:Wehavegotanewdog.Wouldyouliketocomearoundandplaywithhim?Ron:Well,Idon'tknow---doeshebite?Reggie:That'swhatIwanttofindout.里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?罗恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人吗?里基:这正是我想要查...
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- 爱笑的人,运气总不会太差,那么你喜欢笑么?这里小编收集整理了好些搞笑的爆笑英文笑话带翻译,一起来看看吧!说不定能点中你的笑血哦!爆笑英文笑话带翻译一:Goodbye,MoneyOnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIandourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewon...
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- 总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心,心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态,你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了爆笑英语小笑话带翻译,让你的心情速速好起来。爆笑英语小笑话带翻译一:ABoywithaBigHead大头娃娃Aboycriedtohismother,"Allthechildrenmakefunofme.TheysayIhaveabighead.""...
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