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英语笑话 Wedding or Not
  • 英语笑话 Wedding or Not

  • 分享一篇超级搞笑的英语笑话UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponhisreturnheexclaimed,"Whew!...
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英语笑话及中文翻译:Easy or Not
  • 英语笑话及中文翻译:Easy or Not

  • Pullingalongsideourdrive-upbankwindow,awomanwasnothappywithherposition.Soshebackedupandpulledcloser.Stillnotsatisfied,shebackedawayandtriedagain.Afterfiveattempts,shefinallyparkedthecarandrolleddownherwindow.Igreetedherwithasimple"Goodmorning"."Goodm...
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职场英语:Salary or Interest
  • 职场英语:Salary or Interest

  • Upongraduation,virtuallyallcollegestudentswillconfronttheproblemofthecareerchoice.Itistrulyatoughchoice.Studentsopinionsdiffergreatlyonthisissue.Someholdthatpriorityshouldbegiventotheirinterestinjobs,butotherstaketheattitudethatsalaryisthemostcritica...
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英语笑话 爆笑
  • 英语笑话 爆笑

  • 英语笑话爆笑一:WhataretheTwoWords?Averyniceoldladyhadafewwordstosaytohergranddaughter.Mydear,saidtheoldlady,Iwishyouwoulddosomethingforme.Iwishyouwouldpromisemenevertousetwowords.Oneis‘lousy’andtheotheris‘swell’.Wouldyoupromise...
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英语笑话  Pig or Witch 猪还是女巫
  • 英语笑话  Pig or Witch 猪还是女巫

  • 英语笑话带翻译,有时候,就是要拿自己的错误惩罚自己,此猪非彼猪,为何那个男的就以为是在骂他呢?想看更多的XXX请跟小编来本站吧。PigorWitch猪还是女巫Amanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypasseachother,thewomanleansoutofthew...
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「英语笑话」看笑话学英语
  • 「英语笑话」看笑话学英语

  • HowdoIgetthegumout?我怎么把口香糖取出来?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,"I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.HowdoIgetthegumoutfrommyears?...
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好笑英语笑话
  • 好笑英语笑话

  • HospitalityThehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthen...
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笑话英语
  • 笑话英语

  • 笑话英语一:GunsBuriedintheGardenAnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthegarden.Hewrotetohissonaboutit,andreceivedthisreply,"ForHEAVENSSAKE,...
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搞笑英语笑话
  • 搞笑英语笑话

  • Afathersaidtohissons:"Tomorrowyourmotherisgoingtobakeapie.Whoisgoingtoeatit?"Theoldestsonreplied:"Father,Illeatitall!"Thefatherthensaid:"TomorrowImgoingtobutcherapig.Whoisgoingtoeatit?"Thesamesonanswered:"Father,Illeatitall!"Thefatheradded:"Tomorrow,...
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Easy or Not
  • Easy or Not

  • EasyorNot1Pullingalongsideourdrive-upbankwindow,awomanwasnothappywithherposition.Soshebackedupandpulledcloser.Stillnotsatisfied,shebackedawayandtriedagain.Afterfiveattempts,shefinallyparkedthecarandrolleddownherwindow.Igreetedherwithasimple"Goodmorn...
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Wedding or Not英语小笑话观赏
  • Wedding or Not英语小笑话观赏

  • UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponhisreturnheexclaimed,"Whew!ThankgoodnessInevermarried...
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职场爱情法则:To Romance or Not 要不要浪漫
  • 职场爱情法则:To Romance or Not 要不要浪漫

  • Datingsomeonefromworkisnaturalformanypeople.Afterall,whohastimetomeetsomeonewhenyou'reworking60hoursormoreperweek?Youmayfindthatunderstandingyourmutualworklivescandeepenyourrelationship.And①insteadofrushinghomeeachevening,youmaybewillingtoworklate,...
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英语笑话
  • 英语笑话

  • 英语笑话一:爆笑面试我去应聘时,考官是一漂亮小姐,一紧张我说了如下内容:Mynameis‘oldfivewang’(我叫王老五)Iboom(炸出)at1971year!(我生于1971年)※born我念成了boom,反正很像。Mytoyearis28year(今年28岁)※事后才知today是今天,但今年不是toyear。Myhomehaveap...
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爆笑英语笑话
  • 爆笑英语笑话

  • OneEngineLeftA747washalfwayacrosstheAtlanticwhenthecaptaingotontheloudspeaker,"Attention,passengers.Wehavelostoneofourengines,butwecancertainlyreachLondonwiththethreewehaveleft.Unfortunately,wewillarriveanhourlateasaresult."Shortlythereafter,thepasse...
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英语笑话对话 爆笑
  • 英语笑话对话 爆笑

  • 英语笑话对话爆笑:Flower&RiceTwoAmericanslaidawreath(花圈)onacomrade’sgraveandsaw,nearby,aJapaneselayingriceonthegraveofacountryman.OneAmericanasked,"Whendoyouexpectyourcomradetocomeandeatthatrice?"TheJapanesereplied,"Whenyourfriendcomestosme...
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英语笑话推荐:The Nice Wedding Gift
  • 英语笑话推荐:The Nice Wedding Gift

  • Weattendedtheweddingofanacquaintance'sson.Becausewedidnotknowtheyoungmanorhisbride,wedecidedtosendthemapracticalhouseholdgift,afireextinguisher.Apparently,thecouplemass-producedtheirthank-younotesbecausewereceivedacardsaying:"Thankyouverymuchfort...
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英语笑话 Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
  • 英语笑话 Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上

  • 英语笑话双语中英对照,长官参加女儿的婚礼,长官心情肯定很好了,但是如果长官女儿的新郎被自己下属关进监。想看更多的英语笑话请跟小编来本站吧。Chiefisatthewedding长官在婚礼上Apolicestoppedamotoristwhowasspeedingonthestreet.大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。"B...
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To Lie or Not to Lie
  • To Lie or Not to Lie

  • Iworkwithclientsoccasionallythataskmetolie,oratleastgreatlyexaggerateitemsontheirresume.SometimesIseethroughthelensofuntruth–sometimesIdon’t.WhenIseeit,Icallit.OfteninthesecasestheclientaskswhatharmalittleliewilldoandItellthemsomestories....
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英语笑话 Good news or Bad news?
  • 英语笑话 Good news or Bad news?

  • 分享一篇超级爆笑的英语笑话,非常简单易懂,非常值得收藏的一篇英语笑话故事。Anartistwaspartofanexhibition,andheaskedthegalleryowneriftherehadbeenanyinterestinhispaintingsthatwerecurrentlyondisplay."I'vegotgoodnewsandbadnews,"theownerreplied."Givemetheg...
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英语爆笑笑话
  • 英语爆笑笑话

  • 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光,并且会深深吸引他人。下面,本站小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑笑话,增加幽默细胞,聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。英语爆笑笑话:OlderGoatsinAmerica美国老羊AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesef...
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Wedding or Not
  • Wedding or Not

  • UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponhisreturnheexclaimed,"Whew!ThankgoodnessInevermarried...
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英语笑话爆笑
  • 英语笑话爆笑

  • 英语笑话爆笑一:Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee.Justastheygotintothecafe,itstartedtobiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone,"Gohomeandgettheumbrella."Thelittleturtlereplied,"Iwill,ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee.""Wewon't,"theothertwoyearslaterthebigtur...
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爆笑英语笑话对话
  • 爆笑英语笑话对话

  • 理发师Harry:"Mybigbrothershaveseveryday."哈里:我哥哥每天都刮脸。Henry:"Mybrothershavesfiftytimesaday."亨利:我哥哥每天刮50次脸。Harry:"Ishecrazy?"哈里:他疯了吗?Henry:"No,he'sabarber."亨利:没有,他是一名理发师。年少无知Jimmyisthreeyearsold.吉米3岁了。One...
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英语搞笑笑话
  • 英语搞笑笑话

  • 有笑话,大家一起笑,这就是分享快乐,也许,快乐就是这么简単。下面本站小编为你带来英语搞笑笑话,希望你会喜欢。英语搞笑笑话一则Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每...
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职场英语:Not negotiating
  • 职场英语:Not negotiating

  • NotnegotiatingEverwonderwhethersomething’snegotiable?Thehighertheprice,themorewiggleroom.Housesandcarsarenegotiable;yourdrycleaningbillisn’t(unlessthejobgotbotched).Thatleavesalotin-between.Considerhotelrooms.Theratesmustbenegotiable;notw...
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