笑话英文翻译2015

笑话英文翻译2015一：

It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. “So good of you to come， s，and where is your brother?” “You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it.” “How nice!And so original， too! And you won?” “No，” said the young man absently，“I lost.”

五点钟，下午茶的'时间，一个年轻人因为迟到向女主人致歉。 “您能来可真好，琼斯先生，您的兄弟在哪儿呢?” “您知道我们在办公室里有非常忙，我们俩只能来一个，所以就掷币来决定由谁来。” “太有意思了!还那么有独创性!那您赢了?” “不，”年轻人心不在焉地说，“我输了。”

笑话英文翻译2015二：

A woman was trying hard to get theketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

一个妇人正在使劲打开番茄酱的瓶子。这时，电话铃响了，她叫四岁的女儿去接电话。小孩说：“妈妈现在不能接电话，她在砸瓶子。”

　笑话英文翻译2015三：

He is really somebody (他真是一个大人物 )

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?

-- 墓地守墓人。